Maple Syrup, Hockey and Canadian Citizenship
Hockey and Canada are apparently one and the same to some middle school students. Case in point, this enlightening conversation on my daughter's birthplace.
Forget citizenship requirements apparently all you have to do is dab some maple syrup behind your ears, play hockey and you are Canadian!
Sounds simple, eh?
And just for the record she doesn't smell like maple syrup..most of the time she smells like old goalie gear.